January 29, 2012
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#WinterSH29 squirrelly
write something that includes this totally random phrase, “She will get a job as an agent’s assistant by January.”
I’ve looked at squirrels from both sides now. Mild fear and amusement. Those are the two sides.
My undergrad campus was filled with squirrels, well fed squirrels, by the thousands. And I thought squirrels were a little scary. Because they wanted to bite my ankles. I was sure of it. There was really no way to avoid the squirrels. It’s a big open campus filled with trees and all the kinds of nooks that squirrels love. And lots of nice college students to throw them tasty morsels. Happy, happy squirrels. I did my part to feed them out of self-preservation. I’ve long had a love affair with Twizzlers. They are my go-to treat when I need a pick-me-up. They are for special occasions now, but in those days, special Twizzlers days were pretty much the days ending in “y”. But it was self-preservation, as I said. Because if the squirrels’ little mouths were busy chewing on bits of Twizzlers, they couldn’t bite my ankles. This is the only reason there could be for sharing Twizzlers.
Fast forward a lifetime. I find myself with a backyard full of trees and all kinds of nooks that squirrels love. So I have a constant supply of squirrel guests. Perhaps I’m a little less neurotic (about squirrels), but I no longer fear for my ankles. Instead I enjoy sitting outside or looking out the back window to watch the show. Really, squirrels give an entertaining little performance. It’s fun to watch a squirrel run up a tree. When two of them chase each other in a little spiral, it’s amusing. The squirrel who twitters along that big wire that leads the house and then stops suddenly- eye to eye with me but about 8 feet away- as if to say “what the heck are you doing there?”
Yesterday our little psychoninjakitten was practicing her hunting skills in the backyard. I saw the branch she was looking at as it shook a little bit, then paused, then shook some more. And she assumed the hunter pose, not the one where the butt wiggle is required but the one where stillness is vital. So I knew it wasn’t another cat she was watching so carefully. Then scritchety scritch scritch, the squirrel leaped out of one tree, skittered across the grass, and launched itself up the big pine tree. All the while, the kitten studied. Her eyes glued to the squirrel. And then she got serious, hunkered down and was seconds away from pursuit. Yikes. Because first of all, she’s not much bigger than a squirrel and second she gets stuck in trees. I was leary of the end of this story. Thank goodness something moved in another direction and she remembered that she wasn’t interested in chasing that squirrel after all.
Once the squirrel was certain that he wasn’t being followed, he climbed to the branch that overhangs the big honking wires. Entered the wire highway, skulked to the prearranged rendezvous location. Meanwhile, the other squirrel climbed the pole and joined her compatriot for the clandestine meeting on the high wire. The first squirrel said the code phrase, “That one gives Twizzlers, don’t eat them.” The second squirrel gave the appropriate response, “She will get a job as an agent’s assistant by January.”(whoop, there it is) And the two conspirators snuck off together.
All of this show merely for my amusement.
Comments (28)
Our amusement, as well. You make me smile.
lol a squirrel spiral on the tree. that’s it exactly. and way to plant that nice surprise about the agent assistant job. well done both ways. muah darling.
@be_the_rain - <3 @songoftheheart -
@promisesunshine - Is that a new job, then, or one you applied for and are waiting to hear back on?
Wha…? All the days end in y. There’s some fun videos of drunken sqirrels on youtube. I live in a college town and it’s full of black squirrels.
@songoftheheart - snort. sorry, but it’s the writing prompt. stick in the phrase, She will get a job as an agent’s assistant by January. I was totally stumped by it, until the squirrels started the convention. (I have more than enough on my plate at this time.)
@runisom48 - i considered linking up that video with squirrels and nuts.
yes, all the days end in y. this is how much i love twizzlers. (incidentally today is a special day!)
@runisom48 - this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyPsr4b9260
@promisesunshine - LOL! Ah! Well, thank goodness for squirrels, then, and code phrases! Writing prompts are often a challenge, and you’ve done a fine job with them all.
@songoftheheart - you’ve made me giggle. but i did fix it up there. i could be “secret agent mom” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaR3WO71j4 . i have a lot of work to do today, can you tell?
@promisesunshine - LOL! So do I (lots of work to do!)
@songoftheheart - procrastinators of the world unite. (tomorrow)
I used to think squirrels were cute, and then somewhere in grade school they told us about rabies and how squirrels are often carriers and if you see a squirrel acting “strangely” it might have rabies. As though I’m supposed to know what normal squirrel behavior is. So anytime a squirrel stops near to my path and doesn’t immediately run away from my approach, I think, “that’s strange,” and then I’m mildly fearful. So, in short, squirrels are cute from a distance.
They would be perfect spies, though.
@leaflesstree - i don’t get close on purpose.
@promisesunshine - well *now* you tell us about the totally random phrase. this calls for some totally random comments in the future, LOL
now this made me smile. and i detest squirrels. at least the ones that live around me and think i am here to feed them
@be_the_rain - as opposed to? @buddy71 - and your rusty screw made me smile. i call that square for the day.
ahahahahahaha…squirrels are just rats with bushy tails.
and, I think this needs an unrelated mini.
@ordinarybutloud - says the owner of a HAMSTER!! mmm. cupcake.
@promisesunshine - oh, I’m fully aware of my relationship to rodentia. My daughter now refers to Jessica as if she were a full-fledged member of our family, instead of a rat without a tail.
@ordinarybutloud - we’ve had fish family members. (cheap fish that live 10 days tops). at least jessica isn’t going to require funeral services any time soon.
@promisesunshine - let’s hope. I haven’t seen her in several days. Mr. OBL is getting worried. But she is still using her hamster potty, so she must be alive.
@ordinarybutloud - thank goodness for poop.
@promisesunshine - her new wheel is silent. That’s both good and bad. At least when I could hear her running on the wheel at night I knew she was alive.
@ordinarybutloud - oh dear. maybe it’s time to go looking. crossing fingers.
Very engaging and enjoyable. Congratulations.
@curiousdwk - thanks for reading.