October 31, 2011
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taxation
There is one good thing about Halloween. Taxation. Because as the mom, procuring of Halloween costumes and all around best thing that ever happened to them, I deserve my cut of the booty. And they know which candy is the right kind. And they know that if they don’t give me enough, there will be a penalty. And they know that wherever they hide the extras, I will find it when my rightful share of the booty is gone. And that means I get an extra cut.
Government is good.
Comments (30)
lol. you said booty.
sigh. i bet i missed the point. did i miss the point?
heheh…booty.
@complicatedlight - yep, i’m gonna be getting some booty.
hmm…you know, i’m not really feeling the love here.
@complicatedlight - you want me to send you a piece of the booty? i can probably spare a butterfinger or a snickers if you’re really good.
ha!!!! great!!
that is so wise. I’ve been tempted to tell the trick or treaters that come to my place that I’m a politician and if I give them a piece of candy then they must give me half of their haul.
@godfatherofgreenbay - not quite the same, but i say go for it. they won’t knock on your door twice.
lol are you talking about your kids? my mom used to babysit and she would steal the kids goodies-chocolate bars.
@Babyboomerjill - that’s cold. unless they weren’t paying her enough.
LOL! You’ve got to love taxation!
@songoftheheart - when it benefits ME!
@promisesunshine - it was a dr. kids and yes they paid her enough. She was like my age now lol she would do it to us,too. lol
@Babyboomerjill - you just have to watch out for the ones with a sweet tooth, we’re tricky.
Tis good to be King, or Queen, or just plain powerful.
@vexations - powerful? now THAT is funny. i guess i get my one night.
that would mean we would have to have a new governmental agency…. what would we call it???
@roscoes_farm - need more coffee to come up with that. i’ll work on it.
@promisesunshine - yes, and they can be old grannys too. lol
@Babyboomerjill - ain’t no old grannies here.
@promisesunshine - ok… lemme know when the final selection is made… I’ll advise the president.
@roscoes_farm - you have that kind of power? impressive
@promisesunshine - I am lol with a sweet tooth,too
@promisesunshine - sure, anytime you need anything from the president of the local chapter of Royal Order of Racoons Lodge 77, you just lemme know.
LOL Hope the booty you took from your kids was worth every moment of pleasure you got by your taking sweets from them to give to you.rself.. New tax that I’ve never heard of before. What mothers won’t do to get what they want…huh?? You’re teaching your children an interesting lesson.
@greatredwoman - wow. i’m just not sure what to think about this. it’s not like they need all that candy. (either) and i DID make the costumes and i DID walk around with her. nothing in life is free, right?
@roscoes_farm - you are some kind of hilarious.
@promisesunshine - well, looks don’t count for everything, though.
@roscoes_farm - but you have charm too, remember?
@promisesunshine - ummmm… I did at one time…. where did I put that…. ???