October 20, 2011

  • ninjamicrokitten attack

    My friend, a big sweetheart of a sucker, is running a halfway house for the local neighborhood strays.  She’s incredibly allergic and pretty miserable, actually.  We discovered a couple months ago that one of the strays was knocked up.  So the cat birthed those babies- a pile of the cutest little bundles of fluff- and my poor sucker friend added 8 kittens to the halfway house.  The babies are about 10 weeks now.  Yea, I had to have one.  It was a humanitarian gesture.  Really.

    We’re rough on pets.  We haven’t gotten a kitten this little since we had spawn.  But microkitten can take it.  She can dish it too.  This morning she kept hiding under the bed and attacking my feet.  Her teeth are sharp.  So now she’s ninjamicrokitten.

    And, yea, I can hold her upside if I feel like it because she keeps me up at night, chewing on my nose.

    She thought the camera was pretty interesting.  Maybe it should be psychoninjamicrokitten.

    Two weeks in our house and the other 3 (count ‘em, 3!) cats still can’t stand her. 1:1 ratio of people to pets.  What the heck was I thinking? Interesting.  The spouse just mentioned that the gender ratio is similarly balanced.  One curmudgeonly male, three girlies of assorted ages.  He’s a lot nicer than our p.i.t.a. tom.

     

Comments (8)

  • @gayXianmom - her name is Pandora.  i brought her home in a box.

  • awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww . yes, i surely appreciate your helping out the local stray in-take lady. you are:  (not only awesome, lovely, funny)  *furrnomenal*

  • @be_the_rain - don’t be misled, i took the kittycat ’cause i wanted her.  ;)   but i sure would like my friend to be able to breathe again.  i also think she needs to take down the damn sign.  this preggo cat was the 3rd stray this year. (for crying out loud: is it mislead or misled?  i can’t spell again)

  • ahahahah “brought her home in a box.”  We are gender-heavy in the other direction.  Boy dog, boys, husband…and me and the girl.  I think we need some more pets.

  • @ordinarybutloud - i have extra cats….  your family sounds like a nice package too.  always kinda wondered what a boy offspring would be like.  had a great name for him.

  • @promisesunshine - it’s misled. i think. and i’m glad you did want her above all. is she getting the spca to fix these cats, it’s the humane thing to do, you know. or is it human?

  • @be_the_rain - stinking spca won’t take them.  and she can’t afford to vet them because she’s been un-freaking-employed for 18 months. (and i can’t afford to vet the ones i have, so certainly can’t help her out)  wow.  i need to stop talking tonight.

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