February 14, 2012
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Life’s like an Hourglass
2.18 short story with song lyric title: bluemooncat something or another incredibly enormous writing adventure.
Life’s Like an Hourglass Glued to the Table
Anne’s alarm clock sprung into action on Monday morning. She covered her jammies with the fuzzy, worn bathrobe and thrust her feet into her pink bunny slippers. She trudged into the kitchen, mixed batter for pancakes, and started making bologna sandwiches for the kids’ lunchboxes. Her morning cup of coffee, barely sugared mildly milked, steamed on the counter as she flipped pancakes. One by one her children emerged from their rooms and sat at the table, ready to be served. A smile plastered on her face, Anne buttered, syruped and cut pancake bits for children well beyond needing such care. They ate and left the table without one word to their mother. Precisely 20 minutes later, Anne handed coats and lunchboxes to each child, as the morning exodus proceeded in standard formation.
Anne waved as children, chatting amiably with neighbors and friends, entered the bus.
Anne’s alarm clock greeted Tuesday morning. She covered her jammies with the fuzzy, worn bathrobe and thrust her feet into her pink bunny slippers. She sauntered into the kitchen, whipped eggs into a froth, and started making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the kids’ lunchboxes. Her morning cup of coffee steamed on the counter as she stirred the eggs. One by one her children emerged from their rooms and sat at the table, ready to be served. Anne dished out eggs, buttered and jammed toast. The children ate and left the table. Precisely 20 minutes later, Anne handed coats and lunchboxes to each child, as the morning exodus proceeded in standard formation.
Anne waved to her children.
Anne’s alarm clock welcomed Wednesday morning. She covered her jammies with the fuzzy, worn bathrobe and thrust her feet into her pink bunny slippers. She walked into the kitchen, prepared batter for French toast and started making turkey and cheese sandwiches for the kids’ lunchboxes. Her morning cup of coffee steamed on the counter as she dipped bread into the batter. One by one her children emerged from their rooms and sat at the table, ready to be served. Anne served and sliced French toast and dribbled syrup. The children ate and left the table. Precisely 20 minutes later, Anne handed coats and lunchboxes to each child, as the morning exodus proceeded in standard formation.
Anne stared at her children.
Anne’s alarm clock tweeted Thursday morning. She covered her jammies with the fuzzy, worn bathrobe and thrust her feet into her pink bunny slippers. She trudged into the kitchen, made chocolate chip pancake batter and started filling thermoses with soup. Her morning cup of coffee steamed on the counter as she stirred in the chocolate bits. One by one her children emerged from their rooms and sat at the table, ready to be served. Anne served, cut and dripped syrup on pancakes. . The children ate and left the table. Precisely 20 minutes later, Anne handed coats and lunchboxes to each child, as the morning exodus proceeded in standard formation.
Anne stood at the door.
Friday, Anne was up before her alarm. She put cereal and bowls and milk on the table. She sat down in the kitchen to enjoy a steaming cup of coffee. The children chattered as they served themselves cereal. Precisely 20 minutes later, Anne handed coats and lunch money to each child as they walked to the bus.
Anne grabbed her keys and didn’t look back.
Comments (31)
Ha! sounds so tempting sometimes lol as I’ve said before “oh the joys of motherhood” lol I’d never change my mornings for anything in this World though
Great story Carrie ^-^
That is incredibly depressing.
@xXxlovelylollipop - be advised that i don’t make breakfast nor fill lunchboxes.
@lanney - oh, good. this is a happier ending that i originally thought too. i’m just a freaking ray of sunshine.
Well. More bourbon, indeed.
Good, this. Great, possibly. I need to come back and read sober.
Funny enough, I was thinking this morning that life is like a serpent. A terrible, writhing serpent. And like, when you’re a child, you’ve only held this one segment and you don’t realize that it’s this huge chaotic thing, alive and thrashing, but then you grow up and realize that the whole of everything, big bang, amoebas, fish with legs, Billy Idol, and peanut butter sandwiches happened in the blink of an eye and the universe will implode very soon, probably before you’ve had your morning coffee.
Please, no serpent wrangling jokes.
So, no hourglass. Yes, death serpent.
Well-written, though, definitely.
@promisesunshine - Lucky you, I cook breakfast for my children at 5.30 am and then fro my brother at 6.30 before I go to work and fill all their luchboxes and mine
I have always thought it was just inevitable lol
@distractedbyzombies - wow. all that crap could happen AFTER my morning coffee and i’d be ok with it. i think your comment has potential as not so terrible poetry. but, then again, i have bourbon and lime envy.
@xXxlovelylollipop - i have priorities in the morning. which don’t include people. but i suppose if i had to, i could do everything except get up at 5:30. gah.
@promisesunshine - hmmm…bad v d poetry, serpents, bourbon, and lime? you might be onto something. you. might. be.
@distractedbyzombies - if i have a creepyass dream tonight about serpents i’m blaming you.
@distractedbyzombies - shoot. except that you sent all those nice minis. darn it. guess i can’t blame you.
@promisesunshine - lol it’s the regular hour for a caribean mom, you have to be done with everything before 2 pm cuz the heat is too high.
@xXxlovelylollipop - you’re warm. what the heck would that be like?
Good for Anne!
Sometimes I see children and want one so badly. Then other times I remember how it actually goes. Like this. Every day.Maybe I’ll wait ’till I’m 30ish.
@onestepcloserto_perfection - i did. in some ways it’s good to wait, in other ways not so good.
I think every mother has her Anne days.
@songoftheheart - oh, yes.
well done. but sometimes your stuff is difficult to read. good stuff, just painful. you know.
you should put this on the breakfast table, or put a copy in each of your kids’ lunchboxes.
@plantinthewindow - your message is received.
Reminds me of the same rituals I go through every day myself…I’m so sick of them. I want to run away from my butt and bladder, but we all have to pee and poop and wash and brush.
I don’t remember my mom ever making me breakfast. Maybe pouring the cereal or toasting something when I was real young. By high school I’d basically given up on breakfast in favor of sleeping later. That’s how I am now, too. And once I was old enough to safely operate a butter knife without getting the mayo all over myself, I made my own lunches.
My mom was in favor of independence. I guess maybe she didn’t want to be Anne.
Oh and the song lyric. Breathe. Good advice.
excellent write
good writing, love. and thank god for fridays?
beautifully written.
@runisom48 - you crack me up. @leaflesstree - shoot. i don’t make breakfast. i just clean up the mess. sometimes. @be_the_rain - thanks, love. fridays. ha. weekends are loud and messy.
@roscoes_farm - thanks.
Btw… @distractedbyzombies says that life is NOT like an hourglass. =P
@onestepcloserto_perfection - that’s because he was wise enough to NOT glue it to the table.
@promisesunshine - Yup. That would do it.