November 5, 2012
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- i cannot walk and chew gum at the same time. at least not today.
- are you kidding me? xanga double spaces everything except bullets? what is up with that?
- i had to put real clothes on at 5pm (it was pajama day at work, but not anywhere in the real world)
- advisor essentially said my idea was good, but that i needed to change it to fit his. and you know what, that’s ok too.
- i don’t care about that. at all. because it’s all bs.
- my fan club is awesome sauce. i feel like i’ve got a cape.
- up until the point where i’m awake enough to actually do anything.
- i think i’m going to quit drinking coffee sometime soon.
- have you noticed i really have nothing to say? it’s true. i have nothing to say
- i was silly at work today.
- it was light when the alarm went off this morning and pitch black at 7pm. i hate that. gimme back my summer.
- spawn told me today that the dad of a kid she knows died of a heart attack while changing the oil in his car. that just seems so wrong to me.
- lots of things are wrong, if you think about it.
- which is why i don’t. no thinking here.
Comments (36)
Hah! I woke up from a nap, and tried to conduct warp-speed banking business, over the phone. It would have been epic fail, but the phone banker figured I was just a bit slow, so he took his time with my concern.
yep
I hate real clothes.
You should have a cape.
“Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
big hugs – seriously: fucking enormous hugs to you sweet pea. MUAH.
oxoooooooooooo funny, my ‘cousin’ and i have the same reaction to reading this list. (((Hugs))) love, your fan ! club !
I was just talking about wrongness!! I’m sorry about the dad. I don’t even like to think about it.
re: Xanga and the spacing, Roadkill told me the trick to that once, but I can’t remember it. It involves hitting two particular keys at once.
That’s a shame about the dad. I noticed that light/dark thing today, too. It doesn’t work for me. I wish I had a cape.
Yes, indeed, you should have a cape. Maybe even a cool mask, or at least a great hat.
Haha! Real clothes at 5 pm?! I can’t think of anything to put on that would qualify as real clothes!
I hate how wonky text is on Xanga after I bring it in from MS Word
Good list and i am sitting I am going to go sit outside in the cold night air, and watch the stars.
Cool list I didn’t get too dressed today I knew I wasn’t going anywhere so I stayed comfy
Don’t even think about not drinking coffee!
NO COFFEE!!!!????!! go sit in the corner.
real clothes do suck,im wearing my cableknit sweater made of ramin noodles today.
i tried the pajama day thing,i sleep nude. not much work was done that day,thanks for the loan of the cape.sorry i got awesome sauce on it.
my life is pain,at least thats how i pay the rent.
A cape, AND a tiara! I attempt to be silly as often as possible. It helps the blood pressure.
@wickedgood - i don’t have to try. silly is natural. i was worse today.
@longshadow618 - at least you didn’t go to work in the alltogether. really curious about your soup sweater.
@PrisonerxOfxLove - i can’t even think without drinking coffee, so it really was an empty threat.
@SisterMae - i just wanna be comfy all the time right now.
@Grannys_Place - star watching. love that.
@godfatherofgreenbay - drives me crazy. because i just don’t like double spacing. and the tricks i have to avoid the dbl space are tedious.
@murisopsis - i just meant something not made of polar fleece with an elastic waistband. not like i’m dressing out of a fashion magazine ever.
@HappierHeathen - i’d probably just hurt myself with a mask or a hat. i only walked into the wall about 4 times today at work. and the day is very young.
@songoftheheart - you have a cape.
@ordinarybutloud - wrongness is so…. wrong. i’m gonna write a letter.
@Bels_Kaylar - @SandraErickson - didn’t know until morning when your hugs made me cry that i was actually begging for hugs (again) thank you, lovely ladies. <3
@lanney - i used to have a cape, but then i gave it to spawn.
@RighteousBruin - nap brain. it’s scary. i’m glad your banker person was kind instead of impatient.
Today I looked through my purse and told the cashier that I must have left my wallet in the car. She just pointed to where I had laid it on the counter in front of me and made a very respectable effort not to laugh.
@lanney - i once had such a wacky conversation with a cashier at the grocery store that she suggested i be very careful driving home. i was reminded this morning as i voted that the last time i voted i mispronounced my own last name 4 different ways. today i just said yes when she tried to verify the pronunciation because who the heck cares. you may call me anything but my personal favorite, crotch.
You can quit if you want, but I’m keeping my coffee!
@armnatmom - coffee is the only thing that keeps me going.
I wanna wear my pjs to work.
@Broom_Service - if elected i guarantee pajama days at work.
@promisesunshine - I’d vote for ya!
Hey, you made the Xanga main page again. For having a most funny list. Hell, I’d vote for you twice…
@ordinarybutloud - hold down the “shift” key as you hit the enter=single spacing.
@SandraErickson - you are the snowman’s pajamas. now how the heck am i going to remember when i need it?
@promisesunshine - goose girl: write it down and sticky it to the computer…I still have to stop and remember…or usually retrace my steps once it double spaces. annoying, but fixable
xxoo
@SandraErickson - find a sticky? you haven’t seen my desk.
ok. i wrote it on the sign LLO wrote for me which i have sitting next to my tardis and my beach photo. so as long as i remember where i wrote it, i’m good.
@promisesunshine -
inane works for me…….at least you know what is bs…
@vexations - turns out i did care. even though it’s bs.
Just wear a smile. No need for anything else I would say!
@ZSA_MD - that is a scary thought.
the best people realize they have nothing to say. possibly. I’m pretty sure. the trick is to write meaningfully about the nothingness to say.
what fan club? how do I join up?
@distractedbyzombies - there’s no membership application. also no perks. but welcome to the club.
yes, lots of things are wrong.
your list is better than mine.
I’m glad he liked your idea.
@plantinthewindow - lists are not better or worse. they are. we are. you are. wrong things can be made right. it’s called hope. hugs, john.