May 2, 2012
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short attention span, me?
I don’t have the attention span to write anything today anyhow and I do enjoy getting on the train. Some of these things are pretty darn true. So here we go:
Rising Sign is in 05 Degrees Pisces
Very sensitive to your surroundings, other people’s feelings become your feelings. Try to avoid negative people because your tendency to empathize with them will make you negative also. An idealist, you must believe in something beyond your normal everyday existence. A dreamer, you like to escape to a world of your own creation. As such, you are known for the vividness of your imagination and should try to share your inner visions with others. Very self-sacrificial by nature, beware of others becoming overly dependent on you or vice versa. Allow yourself to live for yourself once in a while — you deserve it. Don’t be so envious of those who are more aggressive than you — your gentle charity and true humility are indeed wonderful gifts. on the tenth house cusp (MIDHEAVEN).Sun is in 15 Degrees Sagittarius.
Very fun-loving, spirited and energetic, you have a huge reservoir of physical energy within you that needs to be released. As such, exercise or sports are very important to you. Quite gregarious, you enjoy being with other people, but you tend to avoid emotionally restrictive or intimate relationships. Constantly curious about the broader issues of life, you may at times be quite careless and sloppy about details — you tend to leap to conclusions before all the facts are in. An avid reader, you are totally enthusiastic about any given subject should it interest you. You are known for being idealistic, generous, sociable, cheerful and very positive!Moon is in 02 Degrees Gemini.
Restless in the extreme, you are easily bored because of your short attention span. Your emotions change rapidly and you love to talk about your feelings. Generally, you have good judgment — your intellect controls your emotions and you do not overreact emotionally to things. A good jack-of-all-trades, you have many- sided interests and enjoy reasoning things through. With your mental agility and need for physical mobility, you are attracted to traveling and learning about other peoples and cultures. You have vivid powers of emotional self-expression – - you can be a nonstop talker. You love to share your ideas with anyone who will listen.Mercury is in 05 Degrees Sagittarius.
Your mind is very curious and inquisitive, always seeking information on a wide variety of topics. The broader the subject matter (philosophy, science, religion, metaphysics), the more it will appeal to you. You prefer to deal with abstractions — the small but important details associated with any subject tend to slip your grasp. You are known for being blunt, honest and truthful.Venus is in 00 Degrees Aquarius.
You are a friendly and outgoing individual, but close relationships are difficult for you to maintain due to your fear that they will cause you to lose your freedom. You attract friends and associates who are exciting, different and sometimes a bit odd. You are popular with others and enjoy working within a group toward group goals.Mars is in 17 Degrees Capricorn.
Extremely ambitious, you are willing to work very hard to reach the goals you have set for yourself. Very practical, cautious and conservative, you demand tangible results for your efforts. You need to excel in whatever you do, and you have the required sense of responsibility, dedication and self-discipline to bring it about. Beware of your tendency to judge others only by their degree of status and prestige, or by how well they will be able to advance you in your climb to the top.Jupiter is in 27 Degrees Gemini.
You have a logical, detached, objective view of most things. Your interests are wide-ranging and you are an avid student, with expertise in many different areas. You love to work things out in your mind — everything you do is reduced to an exercise in logic and reason. You have the ability to grasp abstractions and to deal successfully with the larger issues of life. Your overemphasis on developing your powerful intellect can cause your emotional and intuitive abilities to atrophy unless you consciously choose to exercise them.Saturn is in 10 Degrees Pisces.
Your tendency to think that your life is out of control is based on an unreasonable fear, probably connected with an unfortunate experience with the person who filled the father figure role in your early life. Learn to take responsibility here and now for your own life. Try to stop having unrealistic expectations about guide figures. Remember that they are merely human, with all the same faults and self-doubts that you have. When you get confused or uncertain, try to simplify your lifestyle — things will then become easier to bear.Uranus is in 19 Degrees Virgo.
You, and all your peers, will be known for the degree of intensity with which you dislike normal everyday routines and chores. You will go out of your way to invent innovative, unique and timesaving ways to perform the various mundane routines and duties of living. You will be attracted to all manner of practical and useful gadgets — anything that will make your daily life more exciting.Neptune is in 20 Degrees Scorpio.
You, and your entire generation, are extremely interested in anything deep and mysterious. You will explore and idealize the benefits that can accrue from the study of the occult, healing and psychology. You are willing to experiment with substances like drugs in order to push your understanding of your inner being to the extreme.Pluto is in 18 Degrees Virgo.
For your entire generation, this will be a time when profound changes in society’s attitude toward work, duty and responsibility will be initiated. Radical changes in attitudes toward personal health and general nutrition will be promulgated and gain wide acceptance and practice.N. Node is in 04 Degrees Gemini.
You will consciously seek out many different contacts with others throughout your life. Many of these will be of very short duration, not necessarily because you’re fickle, but just because you always seem to be more excited by the prospect of meeting someone new rather than prolonging your present relationships. At any rate, you will learn something new from almost everyone you come across — intellectual stimulation is what you crave from others. You will be well known to neighbors and relatives, partly due to your curiosity about what they’re doing — you delight in keeping up-to-date about the latest news (and gossip).thanks to zombie and song for the idea. You too can learn all there is to know, here.
Comments (59)
I love to read about this, I’m a scorpio lol rising sign in libra…I’ll give it a try to see if that site’s match my own calculations, believe it or not I took 3 whole years of astrology as a teenager lol not ashamed, i was young
I have never been involved with horoscopes. People say that I am Leo The Lion, but since my birthday falls on July 23, I am once from the next sign. I guess I was born confused.
I have only seen horrible scopes in doctors clinics.
frank
I don’t understand astrology. I usually read it for amusement. Some days, like today, it was right on the money though…
Perhaps if I had read it first thing thismorning, I would’ve stayed home from work!
@xXxlovelylollipop - i used to read all kinds of this stuff when i was a kid. loved it. still amuses me.
@ANVRSADDAY - i’d look it up for you if you want. but it would require some scary personal information. like where you were born. i guess the year is 1933?
@armnatmom - this is why i don’t read it in the morning. sometimes it’s best not to know. amusement is all i need too.
@promisesunshine - It’s a nice site, I think I’ll post mine and tagged you…yeah I’m stealing another post from you
Thanks for sharing
@promisesunshine - yes, 1933.
@ANVRSADDAY - ha! who knew i could do math.
@xXxlovelylollipop - i stole it from someone else. isn’t that the joy of the internet? i’ll try to read most of your words.
@promisesunshine - People know a lot about me. lol You know—-old, weak, boring, slave, etc.
@ANVRSADDAY - boring, schmoring. you’re hilarious.
@ANVRSADDAY - i think you were born in california. ?
Veeeery interesting! I did not realize you were a fellow Sag. I always think everyone else’s is so much more interesting than mine.
Now that I’ve read it, it doesn’t surprise me that we share your Pisces aspect. And…I do see a lot of you in here. I don’t know how accurate these things are, but they do allow me to pick out and focus on the parts that jump out, perhaps leading to a deeper understanding of you.
@distractedbyzombies - snort. there’s nothing to understand, deeply or otherwise.
@songoftheheart - i gotta go read yours now. i’m scattered on the wind today. reading a comic strip is a challenge right now. you know what would be incredibly funny is if your birthday was nov. 30 (there are 30 days in nov. right?)
a whole buttload of sags hanging out here.
@promisesunshine - Nov. 25.
What, my butt sags????

@songoftheheart - i’m sure your butt is perfectly delightful. it would have been fun to have a little line up. (since i’m a week ahead of mark)
@promisesunshine - Ah, I’m more on the cusp. You two are true blue Sags.
@songoftheheart - a true blue spectacle. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ag1p_YlWgA (good grief. now i’m singing barry freaking manilow)
@promisesunshine - LOL! Work won’t let me connect. Have to watch Barry when I get home tonight.
@songoftheheart - i posted another one just for YOU. you’re welcome.
now i’m getting the heck away from the computer before i actually hurt someone.
Interesting. I did one of these by myself using my Astrology for Dummies book and I did one through a horoscope website, at least the free version you didn’t have to pay for. I was born mid-August, so I’m a Leo, but I don’t feel like a stereotypical Leo, but the more in depth one was more accurate I thought.
This seems like you, at least what I know of you (which isn’t a lot, admittedly).
@leaflesstree - from what i know of me, it seems like me too.
*sniff*
@distractedbyzombies - what did i say?
@promisesunshine - um. snort. sniff snort. snort sniff. sniff sniff sniff. I feel like we’re communicating in Morse code.
@distractedbyzombies - giggle. guffaw. chortle.
@promisesunshine - My wife and I were delivered by the same doctor in California. We started going steady immediately.
@ANVRSADDAY - if you tell it was in san jose, i’m going to make a mess in my underwear. because that’s what i guessed.
Gossip? Who you? Fickle maybe but a gossip…..
TMI
@vexations - you didn’t enjoy me baring my astrological soul?
@promisesunshine - No, not San Jose, but we first lived there as husband and wife. He had 3 babies there.
I am grateful, based on your reply, that I was not born in San Jose.
frank
@ANVRSADDAY - not as grateful as those i live with. really. where do this things come from and why do i say them out loud?
Oh, is it bare…..shoot I must have missed that part. I like bare stuff….better take another look. Right now I am listening to Katie Melua, “Just Like Heaven”
@vexations - i’m too wound up for anything nice like that. i’m trying really hard not to write something inappropriate for a family show. (god, i need to shut the heck up tonight)
@vexations - Maybe you are a physic in training, and you speak out because you are young.
So you need to unwind. I saw on one of your bare parts (the ankle I think) that You are willing to experiment with substances like drugs in order to push your understanding of your inner being to the extreme.
But if you did that you might write something inappropriate. According to the “sign” you seldom do inappropriate things.
I’ve graduated. No longer in training. @ANVRSADDAY -
@vexations - Thanks for letting me know.
@vexations - song is the rarely inappropriate one. i don’t see where that fits me.
are you suggesting i should say no to drugs? ok. no problem.
song not really related to you, Just what I was listening to. Bit about drugs was from your print out
@vexations - not what i meant. i meant songoftheheart. i thought it was hers that says she’s never inappropriate. not important.
I’m glad I don’t have a short atten
@Aloysius_son - must be the taur
I love this stuff, it’s so much fun
Thanks!
I don’t put much stock in the whole astrology thing but I know some who do… It is always good for a giggle.
@wretched_epiphany - entertained the heck out of me today. did you do one also?
@murisopsis - i’ve been giggling all evening.
@promisesunshine - LOL! Thank you. I’m glad Ed could help you get Barry out of your system.
@songoftheheart - did you listen to that song? they don’t play that at the church social.
@promisesunshine - LOL! No, only at the emporium.
Short attention, you??? Me, I’m easily distracted… But if you’re really bored Oooo Something shiny…. What was I going to say???
@Zoz36 - i notice you didn’t do one. did you get distracted?
I’m glad to see Uranus is a virgin. I don’t know how I missed this, although my chart says I’m a bit of a scatter brain. It also says I am a Democrat, which I find to be extremely offensive! I don’t think I should post my results……
@Kellsbella - subtle but rapid change of subject…. your chart says you’re a democrat? i feel there’s a joke in there. uranus is 19 degrees in your head. yea, not enough coffee in the ‘verse to make me clever today. will have to settle for amused.
@promisesunshine - That comment made me spew my coffee!
@Kellsbella - my work here is done.
@promisesunshine - I did do it! Ill post mine too, =D
After making a fool of myself on Jo’s site, I went to the link she had provided. It is fun I think to read true and false things about your ownself.
@ZSA_MD - i don’t recall you making a fool of yourself.
this was more fun than actual content this week. i may never write again.