March 22, 2012
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today is very boring- jack prelutsky
for @vexations
Today Is Very Boring
Today is very boring, it’s a very boring day, there is nothing much to look at, there is nothing much to say, there’s a peacock on my sneakers, there’s a penquin on my head, there’s a dormouse on my doorstep, I am going back to bed. Today is very boring, it is boring through and through, there is absoltuely nothing that I think I want to do, I see giants riding rhinos, and an ogre with a sword, there’s a dragon blowing smoke rings, I am positively bored. Today is very boring, I can hardly help but yawn, there’s a flying saucer landing in the middle of my lawn, a volcano just erupted less than half a mile away, and I think I felt an earthquake, it’s a very boring day.
Comments (9)
this sounds familiar….
Some people are never satisfied.
All of those things would be dull, my lady, compared to hiking with me today!
He’s got it right! Nothing ever happens unless you pay attention even then it had better be pretty unique.
@vexations - i thought you’d appreciate it. even though you called me boring today.
thanks for sharing
tell them aliens to come back when they bring something yummy for lunch.
Delightful… It made me giggle… Well done!
@MzSilver - yup. jack prelutsky is a hoot.