October 18, 2011

  • no thank you ma’am

    so i was on campus yesterday and made the mistake of holding the door for a kid.  he greatly offended me with his nice manners as he said, “thank you, ma’am.”  for crying out loud, MA’AM?  i ain’t no freaking ma’am.

    what the heck qualified me for ma’amitude anyhow.  is it because i was wearing clothes instead of pajamas?  was it the lack of uggs (that are so freaking ugly) or flip flops?  was it the lack of exposed tatas? (i was wearing a pretty virginal sweater.) i know it wasn’t gray hair, ’cause i hide that stuff thank you very much.  did i look purposeful?  did i look too alert? (believe me i wasn’t)  what was the neon sign that proclaimed me.  i need to know, ’cause i’m gonna smash it. 

    sometimes i feel like i belong on my campus.  and it pissed me off that he was telling me i didn’t.

    is there anyone on earth who thinks being called “ma’am” is a good thing?

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